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You have just stumbled across the Tumblr blog of BETH. She is a 19-YEAR OLD psychopath from the UNITED KINGDOM. She is currently studying FILM, TV and RADIO at UNIVERSITY. She enjoys GAMING, READING and MAKING STRANGE FACES to UPBEAT MUSIC. She also enjoys reading WEBCOMICS and she has a weird thing for MIDDLE-AGED MEN, which could be considered a little strange. What will you do?

Anonymous asked: Hello, I am curious


Answer:

Hi curious, I’m dad. 

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That one person commenting on a Gorillaz YouTube video:It's like the British Vocaloid!!! XD
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#Please stop  #they're nothing like that at all 

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via you-dangerous-mute-lunatic)

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envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(Source: guy, via gorillazgirl23)

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via fuckyeahtrevorphilips)

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officialjeffgoldblum:

I’m fat. People constantly say, “don’t wear tight clothes, it’s not flattering at all.” 

I’m fat. I am fat in all of the clothes I wear. I can try and “hide” my body, but it’s still there. You can still clearly see that I. Am. Fat. 

I shouldn’t have to modify my clothing habits so that other people don’t have to see that I am fat. This is my body, I’m proud of it, and if you don’t want to see my fat, don’t look.

(via helladutchess)

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artbymoga:

the-hopeful-actor:

thatoboekid:

tamarussia:

sungodphoebus:

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

guys

GUYS

SHIT

image

SHIT GUYS

are you shitting me right now

years of me avoiding foreshortening aND IT WAS THIS EASY??

reblogging againg because holy cow, this HELPS

I’ll just have to watch this soon

I SERIOUSLY REBLOG THIS EVERTIME IT’S ON MY DASH! IT’S SO HELPFUL!!

(via mashedpootato)

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#art  #reference 

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via spectredeflector)

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#that felt longer than 6 seconds  #the best vine 
theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

(Source: j-uuzous, via mashedpootato)

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#omg 
abakkus:

jackryanz:

can we please stop doing this to artists? if you like what they did and think it’s beautiful, respect them. don’t do this. it’s so obnoxious and rude and i hate seeing it because i’ve had people do this to me before and it’s a horrible feeling let’s just not do this to artists okay

This is on the same plane as “Your art is so good it makes me want to kill myself/quit drawing.” It’s not a compliment.

abakkus:

jackryanz:

can we please stop doing this to artists? if you like what they did and think it’s beautiful, respect them. don’t do this. it’s so obnoxious and rude and i hate seeing it because i’ve had people do this to me before and it’s a horrible feeling let’s just not do this to artists okay

This is on the same plane as “Your art is so good it makes me want to kill myself/quit drawing.” It’s not a compliment.

(Source: jackwhynand, via mashedpootato)

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pizza-soup:

Some more Night Vale for my guy. Bio-luminescent freckles ftw!

pizza-soup:

Some more Night Vale for my guy. Bio-luminescent freckles ftw!

(via night-vale-community)

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#cecil  #wtnv 

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

(Source: nilesymon, via mashedpootato)

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